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• JESSE: I look forward to it.
• JESSE: I know you wouldn't. It's just strange. Feeling like you need someone.
• RACHEL: As do I!
• RACHEL: I know it is, but the feeling is mutual, so we can get through the strange together. Besides, don't the odd feelings kind of get overshadowed by how amazing it is to be in love?

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• JESSE: Any time after dinner is fine. I'll be waiting.
• JESSE: Because I've never felt this way about anyone. It's all so foreign.
• RACHEL: That sounds perfect, and I will be there as soon as dinner is done.
• RACHEL: I never have, either. I've only ever had crushes or strong infatuations, but I've never been in love.
• RACHEL: You don't need to be scared, Jesse. This is new to me too, and I would never, ever do anything to hurt you.

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• JESSE: Tonight? My pink hair does need some curing hands.
• JESSE: I do. A lot. It kind of scares me.
• RACHEL: That sounds perfect. When would you like me to come by your room?
• RACHEL: Why does it scare you?

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• JESSE: I would very much like you to join me in a shower one day... We may have to sneak around a bit, but that's half the fun.
• JESSE: Are you really going to make me say it not in Na'vi?
• JESSE: I love you.
• RACHEL: I would very much like that, as well. And it will most definitely be worth sneaking around, I believe.
• RACHEL: You do?
• RACHEL: And I love you too, Jesse. Very, very much.

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• JESSE: It'll wash out within a few days, so I'll be fine.
• JESSE: It does.
• RACHEL: Well, that's good, then. And perhaps I could assist you during one of those showers, seeing as I have yet to actually do that like you suggested...
• RACHEL: And...Why is that your favorite?

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• JESSE: It was Sam's idea. He was teaching the parrot and decided that as my hair was the same colour, it meant he had to teach me, too.
• JESSE: You should look it up.
• RACHEL: Aw, that is simply adorable! Although, I am still sorry about the current state of your hair.
• RACHEL: Does it mean 'I love you?'

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• JESSE: Sammy was teaching me some phrases in Na'vi earlier.
• JESSE: 'Nga yawne lu oer' was my favourite.
• RACHEL: Jesse, I didn't know you were interested in learning Na'vi! I must say, I am pleasantly surprised!
• RACHEL: What does that mean?

Ever wanted to know why we have eyebrows, go talk to Puckerman. He knows. 

st—james:

Don’t give me that look.

I wouldn’t be giving you that look if you hadn’t been immature and stooped down to Noah’s level!

Ever wanted to know why we have eyebrows, go talk to Puckerman. He knows. 

st—james:

I was already involved when my hair turned the colour of bubblegum.

Ever wanted to know why we have eyebrows, go talk to Puckerman. He knows. 

st—james:

I got my revenge for him dying my hair pink. All’s fair in love and war, they say, and this most definitely is war.

You what? Jesse, you said you wouldn’t get involved!